How pathetic is this?

The UPS lady told me that there was a reason that people are always being referred to 'hot toddies' whilst suffering from the flu. The alcohol raises your internal temp and kills or sweats out the virus. So here I sit, having consumed two heavily laced margaritas, crossing my fingers that I don't develop the stomach cramps and misery that foretells of this nasty virus that is sweeping our apartment complex.

Cross your fingers, say a little prayer, not only that it works, but also that I may not become a raging alcoholic while trying to ward off vile germs...